A kid ask his dad
Do you know what is a riddle?
A game of words
Like Game of Thrones?
If you motivate yourself with take more risks?
How you will feel?
How to you call a person who skiing in the summer?
What have more weight:
1 kg of nails or 1 kg of straw
Can you give me a smile today?
Yes, but first go out of the room
A door is open, you enter and say it’s anybody here?
A voice say, Uuuuuu… What do you want?
You scream and run from there.
- You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
Funny riddles for kids
7. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?
A last name.
8. What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? Sweeeeet