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Funny riddles

FUNNY-RIDDLES

A kid ask his dad

Do you know what is a riddle?

A game of words

Like Game of Thrones?

Not really…

If you motivate yourself with take more risks?

How you will feel?

Risky!

 

How to you call a person who skiing in the summer?

An genius

 

 

What have more weight:

1 kg of nails or 1 kg of straw

 

Can you give me a smile today?

Yes, but first go out of the room

 

A door is open, you enter and say it’s anybody here?

A voice say, Uuuuuu… What do you want?

You scream and run from there.

 

  1. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A tent.

 

 

5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator.

 

6. I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

Peanut butter.

 

7. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?

A last name.

 

8. What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? Sweeeeet

 

9. I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?

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