Funny riddles

funny riddles
  1. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A tent.

 

2. What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

A cucumber.

 

3. If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

The paperboy.

 

4. What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?

A fork.

 

 

5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator.

 

6. I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

Peanut butter.

 

7. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?

A last name.

 

8. What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them.

A coconut.

 

9. I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?

Popcorn. Best riddle! 🙂

 

10. My business is briefs. I’m a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it regularly. What am I?

A lawyer.

 

11. You get a lot of it if you’re powerful and successful, but significantly less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself, but it’s a lot better when you do it with another person. What am I talking about?

Email.

 

12. Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?

Firetruck! This a good riddle.

 

 

13. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

An arrow.

 

14. I go in hard but come out soft, and I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?

Bubblegum. i’m spread out before being eaten riddle

 

15. What does a dog do that a man steps into?

Pants.

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Here you will find enough to amuse yourself! Since we were young, we were looking into the mouths of our parents, grandparents or friends to tell us a riddle and we were still thinking about what might be, and we are trying different answers to eventually get some suggestions about riddles and to give the correct answer.

It is the kind of pleasant activity that stimulates our thinking and imagination. We can learn these riddles and tell them to our friends, we will look more interesting and funny. Being popular in your social circle has never been easier, you can tell them jokes or good riddles to make their smile grow. I am spread out before being eaten riddle this is a good riddle.

The best heard riddles are those related to animals or objects in the house. For example, the kid was the riddle, which is small, green and hard, the variety of answers being very large, many of us wrong, but the correct answer was: the turtle.

There are also heavy and intelligent riddles, to whom it is quite difficult to find the answer to the question, as they are complicated. There are also easy riddles to which you find the answer easily. Children’s riddles are usually the easiest.
We recommend not responding quickly to questions and carefully analyzing every detail of the riddle. If you liked what you read, we still wait for you or read other jokes.