Some adult riddles are meant to get you in trouble.

Although everyone thinks that riddles are only for the little ones, the truth is not like that.
There are a lot of adult riddles, which in addition to putting your mind to work, also give you a good dose of fun.
In one place, we gathered the best of them in the following rows.

Which wheel never turns right?

Answer: Spare tire

What word is written incorrectly in the dictionary?

Answer: Incorrect

 

Funny riddles for adults

funny riddles for adults

We are small, we hurt without moving, and we poison without swallowing. We can bring both lies and truth.
We are never judged by size. Who are we?
(Words)

Which hand is best for shaking tea?
(None. It is best to use a teaspoon)

The more you take from it, the more it becomes. What is it?
(Pit)

One of the hardest adult riddles: On one road walked husband and wife, brother and sister, brother-in-law and sister-in-law. How many were there, actually?
(Three)

What can travel anywhere in the world but always stay in the same corner?
(Postage stamp)

What always increases and never decreases?
(Age of man)

What is the fear of Santa Claus called?
(Claustrophobia)

What is the disease that no one gets sick of on land?
(Sea river)

 

Riddles for adults with answers

riddles for adults with answers

What to do when you see a green man?

Answer: Look at him

Which horse never eats oats?

Answer: The one from chess

Why are robots never afraid when reading adult riddles?

Answer: Because they have steel nerves

Why does the gorilla have big nostrils?

Answer: Because he also has very thick fingers

Our favorite, from the selection of adult riddles: What is artificial intelligence?

Answer: A blonde who dyed herself red

What could be in an empty pocket?

Answer: Today

How do students usually get out of class?

Answer: On the door

Who walks in the rain and never wets your hair?

Answer: Cell

 

Good riddles for adults

riddles for adults

Is it possible to jump over the nine-story building?

Answer: It’s possible because nine-story buildings can’t jump.
You’d better read some adult riddles than ask kindergarten questions.

Can I get married at fifty-something?

Answer: You can, but better at twenty-many

You are on a plane. In front of you is a horse. On the side, there is a siren, and in the back, there is a car. Where are you?

Answer: In a carousel

Why does the rooster sing so much?

Answer: He is happy: he has ten wives and no mother-in-law

What can you see when you keep your eyes closed?

Answer: The dream

How many months a year do they have 28 days?

Answer: All months

Under what tree does a rabbit stand when it rains?

Answer: Under the wet one, of course

How many shoes does a woman need for “total happiness”?
And no, it’s not about adult riddles…

Answer: More than a couple now

What goes from city to city but does not move?

Answer: Highway

What bell can’t ring?

Answer: The floral one

At one table are a cowboy, a gentleman and a Buddhist who practices yoga.
How many feet are on the floor?

Answer: One leg: the cowboy puts his feet on the table, the gentleman puts his foot over his foot, and the philosopher meditates