The most successful bunny jokes
Who doesn’t love animal jokes?
They are among the favorites of those who love to laugh, so I could not leave this chapter uncovered.
But because it is a rather vast field, we decided that we will pass only the most successful bunny jokes in the following lines.
Following that, the other protagonists of the animal jokes will be found in other groups.
Funny bunny jokes
Two rabbits were hiding in a bush. A hunter was passing by.
“You see this one,” said one of the rabbits.
“That drove me out of the forest next door.”
– Damn it, it’s obvious on the fly that it’s a bad thing.
Did he want to shoot you?
– No, but he deafened my ears while shooting with a rifle, so I left because of the stress.
– What, are you crazy? These are rabbit jokes, aren’t they?
To which the bunny answers:
– Come and show you…
Knock knock on the door
Who is there?
Your rabbit
Knock knock
Who is there again?
An angry rabbit, just open!
Easter bunny jokes
Two bunnies talk to each other:
– I feel like I’ve seen some hunters!
– I don’t care. This morning I ate a lot of four-leaf clovers.
Bula goes to school with two bunnies and gives a gift to the teacher, who is very impressed by his gesture:
– Wow, how cute they are!
But how did you catch them?
– Just when they were getting ready to make chickens!
What make a bunny on Easter?
Eat!
Why Easter it’s about bunny?
We don’t know yet
How can bunny find the egg Easter?
With their nose
Easter bunny jokes for adults
The lion runs after a rabbit, and at some point, they start running around a hut. An owl on a branch watching the scene carefully says to the rabbit: – Hurry up, bunny, the lion is almost catching you! – Stay calm. I’m three laps in front of him! I even have time to read some bunny jokes that appeared in the magazine’s latest issue!
A fiercer wolf of his kind approaches the lair of some rabbits. On Easter holiday, outside, he finds the eldest of the bunnies typing on his laptop. Curious, the wolf asks – What are you writing there, bunny? – A scientific paper on how rabbits eat wolves.
A rabbit was walking through the desert, and suddenly he got a little scared. Then, while searching for water, he found a note that read:
– Save 20 m, and you will find water!
Said and done: he dug 20 m and found another note that said:
– Shoot 50m, and you will find water!
Dig the rabbit another 50 m but find another note that reads:
– Now guys, how do you get out of here?
Bunny jokes for kids
Dad, can you tell me a funny joke?
Yes kid
A bunny walks into a bar and asks for a carrot?
We don’t have…
Go and get me, or I will make something smelling.
A kid asks for a gift for his birthday:
Dad, I just want a bunny.
Yes, kid, a toy one
A kid runs to catch two bunnies and catches no one.
Rabbit jokes
The bunny and his wife were watching David Copperfield’s show.
It was a name of great effect, and the magician outdid himself:
He took dozens of bunnies out of a job that seemed to have no bottom.
The bunny looks carefully and says to his wife:
– Yeah, it wasn’t bad at all, but you should know that our method is more pleasant.
The bunny enters a supermarket and also asks for a nail.
Politically, he asks:
– How much does a nail cost me?
The seller responds:
– Well, dear bunny, it costs nothing.
A nail can be lost during transport.
Every night, our bunny buys a nail for a week from the same store.
Irritated, the seller decides to give the company, as a gift, a kilogram of nails to get rid of him.
The bunny answers:
– Oh, no, I don’t need a pound of nails.
I go for a walk in the evening, and I have no one to call.