The peak of mathematics
Women are passionate about math. They divide their age to 2, double the cost of their clothes, and always add 5 years to the best friend’s age.
A pupil: Yes, she is beating her head with an unknown in the office!
Funny math puns
Because I have a bad professor.
“Yes, four elephants and a giraffe,” a student replies.
“Water,” Nigel replies.
– But at 90 degrees?
– Right angle.
Ionut: I tried, lady teacher! Out of three, I did eight. But two of them … ?!
Write: “EXAM”, no, it’s just a pun.
Children’s put a white paper on your desk and note TEST!
Math jokes to say to your friend
Pitagora with his theory
What do you do when you try to sleep and you can’t? You start counting the money, and when you see that you have finished counting and still do not get the sleep, you start counting the sheep and the stars.
Because he has too many problems!