I didn’t understand the math, so the teacher summed it up for me.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.

In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher. She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!

Mathematicians are sum worshippers.

I strongly dislike the subject of math, however I am partial to fractions.

You know what happens after you miss math class? It starts adding up.

I’ve failed the mathematics test so many times I lost count.

The mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain.

The math teacher was a good dancer – he had algorithm.

I just finished reading Newton’s Principia Mathematica, and found much of it to be rather derivative.

I’m bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.

The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter.

The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease.

Math class is full of drama. There are so many problems to work out.

The arrogant math teacher finally ate a slice of humble pi.

The top maths student’s blood type was A+.

The inept mathematician couldn’t count on his friends.

The math teacher was hungry, but all she had to eat was a piece of pi.

The first order of priority in hiring math majors is get them to sine on the dotted line

I met a math professor who has 12 children – she really knows how to multiply.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption