The most inspiring and funny jokes for 5 years old
Even if they are small, kids also love jokes.
But we seem to like those banks where they are the protagonists even more.
So, to appease everyone, we have prepared a selection of the most inspiring and funny jokes for 5-year-old kids, which we invite you to read in the lines below!
Jokes for kindergardens
The teacher asks Maria at the kindergarten:
– Where did you get such beautiful, wavy, rich hair, Maria? From your mom or your dad?
– I think from my father, because I don’t know if you noticed, but he doesn’t have any anymore.
At the kindergarten:
– Kids, you should know that the moon is so big that a million people could live on it.
Little Johnny, totally confused:
– And what happens to them when there is an eclipse?
A hunchback was being chased along a street by a group of children.
At one point, he turns around and shouts as loud as he can:
– Yes, leave me alone for once because I didn’t steal a single ball from you!
What is the first thing a king or queen does when they reach the throne?
He sits down.
And the second?
Take out a book with jokes for 5-year-old kids and start reading!
Bula doesn’t want to go to bed.
The father sits on his bed and starts telling him stories, jokes for 5-year-old children, anything, just so the smell falls asleep peacefully.
Jokes for 3, 4 or 5 years old kids
An hour passes, and finally, nothing can be heard from the little one’s room.
The mother quietly opens the door and asks:
– He falls asleep?
– Yes, mom, in the end, yes! the son answers in a whisper.
A 5-year-old girl cries at dawn in a pharmacy:
– My mother sent me medicine, but I forgot the name.
I remember only the shortest and simplest one, hydroxymethyl amino triphenyl acetate.
Bula and her father are fishing. Father is trying to dig fish, and Bula is reading a magazine with jokes for 5-year-old children.
At one point, the father says to Bula:
– Son, give me bread.
– I ate it.
– Then give me some mamaliga.
– And I ate that.
– Then eat the frames and the worms, and let’s go home.
A boy runs to his mother and says:
– Mom, mom, I saw cockroaches in the living room again.
– Ask the father to kill them.
– I can’t. He’s sitting in the mirror!
– Why don’t you eat? The mother asks her only 5-year-old son.
You said you were hungry as a wolf.
– That’s right, but have you seen wolves eat carrots, peas and broccoli?
– Grandmother, the grandson asks, do you want a pie?
– Yes.
– Then get out of bed and bake us, please.
On December 31, a kid comes to his mother to tell her:
– You know what, when it is 11.30, let’s shout:
“Happy birthday!
– Why?
– Let the neighbors believe that the New Year has come earlier to us.
An Indian’s kid boasts:
– Dad is the fastest man in the world.
He shoots at the target with the bow and reaches it before the arrow.
The American’s kid is not inferior either:
– Dad even more, shoots the deer with a rifle and reaches it with the bullet.
The Chinese kid humiliates them:
– Dad finishes the program at 3 o’clock and is home from 1 o’clock!