So, if you want to laugh to the fullest, you can read the following. Surely you will find at least one joke that you probably did not know.
What do two boobs say when they meet in the locker room?
“Well, I think I need a lift!”
Why are they always stressed?
Because they always have a big weight to carry every day!
What does a one say when it meets another breast?
“How about we make a pair?”
What do two boobs do when they fight?
They compete to see who stands taller!
Why are them always good at parties?
Because they always know how to lift your spirits!
The joys of having small ones are many, and I’ll show you why:
– They are very low-maintenance!
– The food from my spoon hits my napkin perfectly every time.
– I can always see my toes and shoes without any trouble.
– I can sleep peacefully on my stomach.
– People can easily read the messages on my T-shirts.
– I can arrive at a play without needing to be the center of attention.
– I can read jokes without feeling like the target!
Why do they never need a GPS?
Because they always know where to go – right to the center!
Why are they so good at dancing?
Because they have a natural rhythm and are always in motion!
What does a boob say when someone asks how it feels today?
“I’m okay, but I think I need a break – I’m a little tired from all the attention!”
Why are they useful when it’s cold?
Because they provide a sense of warmth and comfort on chilly winter days!
Breast jokes
What is your favorite breast game?
Hide and seek but they are so good at being low-profile, I always lose!
What do two breasts of an elderly woman say when they meet on the beach?
“Well, I guess the sand is really warm today!”
A big breast or a small one often just depends on the great support of the bra!
Question:
– Do you know why girls with small ones are so mysterious?
Answer:
– Because they are masters of the “hide-and-seek” trick!
What is a breast’s favorite food?
Yogurt – because it helps keep its shape!
Why are breasts so good at chess?
Because they are always one step ahead of the others!
What do two breasts do when watching a horror movie?
They hug and promise that they won’t let anything catch them off guard!
He and she are sitting on the beach:
– Do you want some extra spice with your snack?
– Why?
– Because even the small things can have a lot of flavor!
Good to know for girls:
When the guy you went out with on the first date noticed the color of your eyes, it meant he was really paying attention to the details!
– Why do girls with small boobs stubbornly wear a bra?
– It’s for practical reasons, because they don’t want to catch a cold.
In the classroom, the teacher asks the top student:
– What is the best way to stay focused in class when there are distractions?
Student:
– Just keep your eyes on the chalkboard, sir!
A guy moves into a new apartment. Every night, he sees his neighbor across the street. One morning, his phone rang.
– Hello, good morning. I’m your neighbor.
– Sorry for the inconvenience, but did you happen to see where I left my cozy scarf last night? I forgot it, and now my boobs are feeling a bit chilly!
What does one breast say to the other when asked its secret to looking so good?
“I think it all comes down to a combination of good genes and… a comfortable bra!”
How do you tell a joke about big ones?
Be careful, or they might take up all the space in the room!
What do two ones do when they feel they have to claim their space?
They make a grand entrance!
Why are they so good at dealing with stress?
Because they know how to remain positive and keep their balance!
What do two boobs do when they feel inspired?
They get a burst of creative energy!
Why are they always in shape?
Because they do lifting exercises every day!
How do some girls have big ones?
They eat a lot of garlic!
What makes a they look great?
A wonderful sense of confidence!
Why does a woman with big boobs wear a bra?
Because they deserve the best support!
Top the most popular lies that men tell:
• I didn’t drink that much.
• I had no signal on my phone.
• No, the engagement ring was not that expensive.
• I’m on my way. I’ll be right there.
• I never look at a woman’s ones!
• I am stuck in traffic.
• No, that dress looks great on you!
• You lost weight!
• Since I wanted this!
What does a blonde say on the show “Who Wants to Be a Billionaire”?
She always calls a friend to ask: “Fifty-fifty or ask the audience?”
Honey, you see that bright star? That’s where I come from. I’m an alien!
– Honey, it doesn’t matter. My ex-wife was the same, she was totally out of this world!
Why are they optimistic?
Because they always see the world with an eye full of hope!
What do two ones do when they feel stressed?
They lean on each other and decide to stay positive in the face of any challenge!
What is the boobs backup plan in case of anything?
To use their charm to solve any unexpected situation!