Dragon jokes, for Game of Thrones fans and beyond
A young man addresses his friend’s father, who was a true fan of the Game of Thrones series, and who did not like some dragon jokes.
– Sir, I have come to ask your daughter’s hand!
– Young man, so that I can give you an answer, I must first consult with the Great Dragon!
– Alas, but no need.
I have already received the acceptance of your wife.
Best Dragon Jokes
Once upon a time, in ancient times, he was a fiery dragon who answered NO questions to any questions.
Because of this, the head of the state said anyone who managed to enter the dragon cave would become king.
Three candidates, a German, an English and a Indian, decide to try their luck.
The German goes and says:
– Can I come in?
The Dragon: No.
And he ate German.
English: Can I enter?
The Dragon: No
He also ate English.
The novel, try it too: Do you mind if I go in?
Do you know what the most stressful thing for a dragon is?
So let it be his day, and try to blow out the candles on the birthday cake.
Dragon jokes dirty
Q: What did the dragon chick say when he first saw a knight with a dirty armor?
A: Look, mommies, today we eat canned food!
Q: Have you ever seen a dragon baby eating ice cream?
It will really melt your heart.
I: A fearless knight starts a fight with a fiery dragon, which sparks flames in his nostrils.
Full of courage, the knight manages to cut off his head, but the dragon quickly grows two new heads.
The knight does not hesitate and cuts them, but the dragon seems unbeatable and raises 4 more heads. T
Dungeons and dragons jokes
Two Dragons enter a dungeon
Dragon 1: God, it’s a hot heat here!
Dragon 2: Then you’d better keep your mouth shut!
Q: How many dragons in the Game of Thrones dungeon do you need to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, obviously, only that it will last about 5 episodes.
The knight blows them off, but the dragon raises 8 heads.
The knight cuts them off quickly, but immediately 16 other heads appear.
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Whether you’re a Game of Thrones fan or not, these jokes with dragons will bring a smile to your lips.
The knight cuts them, and the dragon raises 32 heads. The knight cuts them off, but another 64 heads appear.
The knight cuts them, and the dragon now has 128 heads.
The knight also cuts these heads, and, finally, the dragon is dead.
Why?
A: He was an 8-bit dragon.
Game of Thrones Dragons Jokes
The Game of Thrones series’ success was a good opportunity for fans of good gaming to joke with dragons.
And it seems that these jokes with dragons have proven to the liking of many.
Although the series is over, jokes with dragons still appear, and most likely, they won’t end anytime soon.
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