Funny-tongue-twisters

I saw Peter eating peppers on paper.

He picked a new spicy pepper, threw some piper, and ate again.

Melisa sees the ocean,

Melisa seeds a flower on the beach,

Melisa sees how to flower grows.

Can you bring the scanner and a can to my desk?

joke tongue twisters

Robert runs into the park and sees the ruins.

 

 

Funny tongue twisters for kids

Luka has Luck.
He likes to go to the lake.
Lucky Luka has a house close to the lake.

Wayne went to Fales to watch a scene of war.

Pirates Pick Public Property from Paul

So this is the sushi chef.

How much would a woodchuck play if a woodchuck could play wood?

Lesser skin has not withstood wetter weather.

A smart colleague, he felt smart. Two intelligent siblings, they felt smart. Three clever fellows, they felt clever. And so on

Clean stuffed shells in clean boxes.
tongue twisters

 

Six sticky skeletons.

Which witch is she?

Four angry friends fought over the phone.

Six thin snails were sailing in silence.

Dude, dude, we’re all screaming for ice cream.

The famous Cicero demanded, moaning to the degenerate geniuses, was not accepted by Caesar and the crowd of ingenious citizens quarreling with the central circles’ demands.

 

funny tongue twisters

 

Best tongue twisters

Large Greek grape growers grow large Greek grapes.

Throw three balls.

Sally sang songs on the sunken sand.

He threw three free throws.

 

tongue twister

A tongue tells to a nose a tongue twister:

Nose, why are you make noise when you sneeze?

Because my nose is like a noose of a car when I sneeze

Betty Roller bought butter from a shop.

But she wants the drink a bit of beer.

So, he has gone again to shop to buy a bitter beer.

Better than butter on toast.

 

tongue twisters

Black goat in stone treads,

How he tramples her on all fours!

Crack the goat’s head in four,

How the stone cracked in four!

The black goat steps on the clinker.

Until he bricked the brick on the brick, he bricked the brick on the brick just as the bricklayer wanted the brick to brick on the brick.

 

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Teleencyclopedia is an encyclopedia without being an encyclopedic encyclopedia, but only an encyclopedic encyclopedia that comprises cycles of telescopes with an encyclopedia as a cyclopedic encyclopedia.

The pinnacle of hunger: to be so hungry that you want to eat, even a beating.

The top of aerobics: Make a bell pepper to lose weight!

The internet’s pinnacle: to send an email and wait for a mail carrier with an answer.

The top of the intercom: to call and receive a busy tone.

The peak of mountaineering: to conquer the tip of a needle

I wouldn’t say I like Russian dolls. They are so full of themselves !, said the American president.

Do you think it’s free to talk? Have you ever spoken to a lawyer?

What is the name of a boomerang that does not return? Knock on!

My dear, I took a calendar for your birthday. Your days are counted now.

My girlfriend treats me like God. He ignores my existence and addresses me only when he needs something.

My grandfather died peacefully, asleep, not screaming hysterically like the passengers in his car.

Great tongue twister for kids

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Something smells between you and me.

What is Switzerland famous for?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

My wife told me to stop acting like a stork. So I sighed and put my foot down.

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because each of them has at least one lining.

Radio news: “A cement mixer collided with a prison van. Drivers are asked to look for 16 petrified criminals.

Show your tongue…
What is orange and does not look like a parrot? A carrot.

I told the doctor that I had broken my arm in two places. He suggested I stop walking that way.

A teenager at a psychologist: “Help me. I’m addicted to Twitter! “The doctor answers:” I’m a sorry young woman, I’m not following you. ”

What was the last thing your grandfather said before kicking the bucket?
– How far do you think I can hit this bucket?

It’s hard to explain word games to kleptomaniacs because they always take things for granted.

What breed is the magician’s dog?
Abracadabra or.

I asked my friend from North Korea how he was there. He said he couldn’t complain.

Also, in the place where you last left it. Funny thing.

Johnny proudly tells of him: My sister thinks she is so smart, and she said that onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his head.

The other day, my wife asked me to give her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her glue. So he’s not talking to me yet.

My favorite tongue twister
My friend accused me of cheating on her. I got annoyed and told her she was talking exactly like my wife.

My girlfriend decided to leave me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?