The kindergarten period is full of challenges for the little ones, but also for the parents.
At the same time, it is accompanied by quite a few special moments, which you can get over more easily, when you make a little fun of trouble, with some jokes with and about the kindergarten.
Let’s see some of them below.
As a small parenthesis, some will be adored even by the little ones, who are now fully exercising their sense of humor.
Jokes with and about kindergarten
Why can’t the elephant use the computer?
Because he is afraid of breaking the mouse!
Why can’t the giraffe play basketball?
Because it always fails every time!
What does a hedgehog do when he is angry?
It stings itself!
Why doesn’t the cow sing?
Because he has no voice!
How does the snail dress when it’s cold outside?
With his winter shell!
What does the little girl say when she passes by a puddle?
“Look, a new swimming pool!”
What does a lemon do when it is angry?
It grows even stronger!
Why can’t the cat fly?
Because he has no wings!
What is the butterfly doing at the party?
The butterfly from the wings of joy!
Why can’t fish play football?
Because he loses his ball in the water!
Why can’t the little girl play the piano?
Because his fingers slip on the keys!
Why doesn’t the ant go to school?
Because he already has a lot of knowledge!
Why does the sun smile?
Because it has enough vitamin D!
How does the snail do its homework?
As slowly as possible!
How does the teacher spend her weekend?
Trying to get used to the silence!
Why does the teacher always have a set of colored pencils with her?
Because you never know when you need art to solve a little drama!
What does the teacher do when a child refuses to sleep at lunch?
He says to him: “Let’s count sheep together!”
How does the teacher realize that it’s time for a vacation?
When he starts to hear children’s songs in his sleep!
What is noisier than a barking dog?
Two barking dogs!
What falls from the sky but doesn’t hit?
Rain or snow!
A cat meets a dog. The cat suddenly starts barking. The surprised dog asks her:
– Since when have you been barking?
– Since my master sent me to kindergarten to learn foreign languages.
What is black and white and lives in the Sahara?
A penguin that Santa Claus lost on the way.
Two friends meet on the street. One asks the other.
– Where have you been?
– Look, did I run after the bread?
– Did you catch her or do you still have to run after her?
Two children also tell each other their problems:
– My mother won’t let me keep the dog in the house!
– What about your father?
– This is exactly what I don’t understand: he leaves him.
Dad, can I sit on the laptop?
Sure, son! As much as you want!
But make sure you don’t sit on your feet.
Otherwise, mom gets angry again, and you know what’s next…!
The son asks his father:
– Dad, what does the stone age mean?
– The Stone Age was a time when everything was made of stone.
– And computers and mobile phones?!
– Mom, why do you have white hair?
– Because you don’t listen to me and cause problems at kindergarten!
– Ahem, now I understand why grandma is all white.
Bula is very disobedient at kindergarten.
His mother tells him:
– Bula, if you don’t learn to behave, we will replace you with a good child!
– I don’t believe you…
– Why don’t you believe us, Bula?
– Well, who would be weak-minded enough to want to exchange a good child for a bad one?
Grandfather to grandson:
– Think about it, I was already working at your age!
The nephew answers:
– Think that I, at your age, will still work…
A cute little girl was in the yard with a box of nails and a hammer.
Her mother asks her:
– What are you doing there my dear?
– I got angry with my brother and now I’m still trying to fix him!
– Irinuca, why do you put cocoa in the canaries’ water?
– To make chocolate eggs.
Teacher, Radu broke my porcelain doll!
– Alas, Cristina. And how did it happen?
– Well… I hit her in the head when she started playing with Anca.
– Mother, mother, my friend said she is more beautiful than me!
– My little girl, beauty is not that important!
– Yes, but she also says that even her teacher is much more beautiful than you.
– Who, that father?!?