What does a tall man say to a dwarf?
What’s the weather like down there?
Cold!
How does a midget rise?
On the tops
What does a midget use to make it look bigger?
He climbed on a newspaper.
If you measure a midget with your hands, you will see it is quite tall.
A midget is small but has a big heart!
Why are little people so cute?
Because they look like babies
Funny and no offense midget jokes
Why not order a midget from the buffet?
Because he doesn’t get to the buffet, so he goes to a restaurant and calls a waiter.
What does a big midget look like?
Make the gym, and you will see him bigger in a year, being a bodybuilder.
How can you help a midget?
You go down to his level.
Where do we find the most popular Midget?
In Lord of the Rings, you know?
How do you get along with a midget?
You’re both talking in the chair.
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Why does a Midget walk with tall people?
To look bigger!
What does a midget do when it goes to sleep in the evening?
He climbs the stairs and then to bed.
Why is a midget so funny?
Because he has a big soul!
Whether you are a midget or a tall man, I hope you found these jokes funny and made you laugh.
Short people, as well as tall people, feel offended when someone tries to make a joke about them.
So you should feel proud and give more acceptance to your height, regard of what others say.
We are not trying to be mean and want to make you feel good about yourself.
Unfortunately, people use Midget to make fun of short ones, and it’s seen as an offensive word.
But now it’s the time to let go of prejudices and laugh at everyone’s jokes because this space is safe for everybody.
Short people jokes
My mom always told me I was so short that every time I came into the kitchen, she said, “Oh, it’s the cockroach again.”
You are so short that you need a chair for WC because your legs don’t touch the floor.
A short girl tries to approach a tall boy in a bar:
– Hello, how’s the weather up there?
– Who said that?
My husband midget comes into the house, and he asks me:
– Babe, can you do something for me?
– Yes, I’ll do it shortly.
– Babe, you do everything shortly.
Bad pickup line for a short midget girl:
-Hey beautiful, are you tall enough to play with my yoyo?
– Why do you prefer short people?
– They are easy and cheaper to bury them.
Another bad pick up line for short people:
Hey, can stay with you, because you’d make a very good chair.
Why was mini golf invented?
-For short, people or Midget have the opportunity to play.
Have you noticed how short people are the craziest in a group of friends?
You wonder why? They have to compensate with something.
Last night I met a transgender couple, but they were also midgets, so I called them a Nan trans-action.
It’s so funny to be small because you will end up being called “The Smurfs”, but all the girls treat you nicely.
Jokes with short people… that’s it!
Who doesn’t like to laugh? And, of all the reasons found to laugh a little more, some jokes with short people can only be liked by many. So let’s see if yours is too.
Two smaller people also go to a brothel.
They each take one and go to a room, and because they are a little shyer, they turn off the light and go to work.
The second man, being stressed as the first man had been all night, shouted in unison, “1..2..3..and… blame him for being very noisy:
– Because of you, I couldn’t do anything.
I was tense.
I was sitting next to her in bed, she was so beautiful, and I wasn’t even able to get an erection.
– It’s good that you could at least climb into bed.
I tried all night and couldn’t get past the carpet!
After the New Year’s Eve party, a girl asks a guy a bit shorter than him:
– Hey, you, I don’t remember anything…
What happened yesterday?
– Well, we all went to the kindergarten to bring presents.
You were already drunk, then you drank a few more drinks and started doing striptease and making all kinds of midget jokes and Santa Claus!
– Aha, now I realize where I got panties full of candy!
A smaller guy also wants to work as a waiter at a nudist beach.
The boss tells him:
– We’re sorry, we can’t hire you.
You risk poking your nose into other people’s “affairs”!
– Dear, tell me, please, when a man says that my hair smells nice, is it harassment or not?
– No, in my opinion, it is a compliment.
– And if the man is Midget!
– I don’t know and let me read short people jokes!
– Come up! I’ll take you home, I told my neighbor, a shorter guy, who was waiting at the bus station.
– Come on, go, he replied nervously.
– As you wish, I told him, then I closed my backpack and saw my way to the library to return the book with short people jokes.
Short people’s favorite expression: “God only lets things grow until they are perfect.
For some of us it didn’t take as long as for others!”
I was shocked today in the newspapers that a pickpocket robbed a short person.
I thought to myself, “How could anyone stoop so low?”
You’re so short that the shower water evaporates before reaching you.
Why was that short lady scared of the iguana?
She thought it was Godzilla.
Where is the worst place for a short person to sit at a concert?
Behind anyone.
You are so short that climbing stairs must feel like jumping with a parachute.
You are so Midget that you can sweep under the bed while standing.