The children, their remarks, and those of others towards them, are a good opportunity for a good mood.
But did you know that there are jokes about orphans?
Yes, there is this category, and if you did not know any, after reading the selection below, you would solve this gap!
A teacher at a children’s home also asks a psychologist:
How can I make the kids here perceive me as a parent?
The answer was not long in coming:
– You eat their whole dessert, then you tell them you’re helping them find it, and during that time, you tell them jokes about orphans.
Funny friendly orphan jokes
The teacher asked the student who had no parents:
– What do you want to do when you grow up?
– A bricklayer to build a house without corners!
Bula, an orphan, was also at school.
Obviously, as we all know, Bula doesn’t excel at all.
Exasperated, the teacher tells her:
-Bubble, don’t come to school tomorrow without your parents!
– Okay, I get it, but the day after tomorrow?
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back to them every time.
Judge: Defendant, stand up because now we will convict you of killing your parents.
Defendant: Please consider a mild, honorable court sentence.
Judge: But why?
Defendant: Because, you know, I’m an orphan.
What does a selfie mean to an orphan?
A photo with the whole family!
Why do some orphans become criminals?
They want to know what it’s like to be wanted by someone.
Why do orphans always put water in the cereal they eat in the morning?
Because their father never came back with the milk.
What is the only advantage when you are an orphan?
Nobody makes bad jokes about your mother and her extra pounds.
What is the favorite movie of orphans
Alone at home, all parties!
What is the difference between puppies and orphans?
Most of the puppies end up being adopted in the end!
Why do orphans never work as computer repair technicians?
Because I can’t find the motherboard
Why can orphans travel so much?
Because they never miss home!
Dark humor orphan jokes
Why can’t an orphan be suspended or expelled from school?
Because for both, the school management must first contact the parents…
Knock, Knock Orphan Jokes!
Orphan: Who’s there?
Certainly not your parents.
Why do orphans never play hide and seek?
Because when they tried, no one looked for them.
Where did the orphans go after the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere!
– What is a cannibal, Johnny? The teacher asked.
“I don’t know, sir,” Johnny replied.
-Okay, let’s try another approach.
Bula, what would you call yourself if you ate your mother and father?
– An orphan, sir.
Why do orphans like to walk in the sun?
Because a shadow is always after them!
Bubble, orphan, at school:
– Bubble, tell me, how long is it twice?
– Four!
– That’s right, bravo, so I have four lollipops for you.
“If I had known, I would have said sixteen!”
Jokes for orphans, which we hope do not upset anyone!
Although it is said that it is not very polite of us to tell jokes to the orphanage, we have to admit that among friends, you still make fun of such things.
However, there are also funny orphan jokes, which only make people laugh because they are not offensive.
We could call them, without being mistaken, friendly orphan jokes.
Come with us to find out about some of them!
Orphanage joke
Why did the authorities call orphanages “children’s homes”?
Because they couldn’t call them “parents’ houses”.
A child from an orphanage asked one of the educators:
“What happens if no one takes me home?”
She replied:
“Don’t worry, you will become one of us, and you too will laugh at funny orphan jokes when you grow up!”
Why do orphanages have such small pillows?
Because they don’t need to be too comfortable, children get used to everything, even naughty orphan jokes.
Why aren’t parties organized at orphanages?
Because then the children should make their presents.
What do orphanages and doctors’ waiting rooms have in common?
Both are full of people waiting for someone to come and take them home while they read funny orphan jokes.
Jokes for orphans
Why are children from orphanages never good at soccer?
Because they never have a house to practice.
Why don’t orphanages need new batteries for their toys?
Because no child needs to hear his toy from morning to night.
What happens when a child from the orphanage starts playing the guitar?
Then, all the other kids start organizing a fundraiser to get money to buy earplugs.
Why are children from orphanages very good at math?
Because they spend so much time counting how much time has passed since they are waiting to be adopted that they can’t help but be the best at this.
What is the similarity between a children’s home and an accommodation space?
You are offered a temporary place to stay at the orphanage and at the hotel, but you will never feel at home.
Friendly orphan jokes
What should a child from the orphanage do if he loses his favorite toy?
Nothing, just wait for someone to come and find her.
Why are a kid from orphanages very good at the game “Statues”?
Because they got used to being motionless for years and not feeling noticed by others.
How do kids from orphanages spend Christmas?
They sit in the room, around the decorated tree, sing carols and wait every year for Santa Claus to finally bring them a family.
What is the difference between a family and an orphanage?
Children are loved and supported unconditionally in a family, and in an orphanage, they must love themselves.
Why are kids from orphanages very good at music?
Because they have to encourage themselves to sing and dance, and no one else will do it for them.
Why are children from orphanages not good at the game “Hide and seek”?
Because there was never anyone to look for them.
What happens when an orphanage announces that a letter has been received from a possible adoptive parent? All the other children start behaving nicely with the educators, hoping someone will choose them.
How do kids from orphanages spend their birthdays?
Like children from African countries.
They have the same old toys around and the same canteen food, but at least they get some wishes from those around them.
Why do children in orphanages never complain of boredom?
Because they learned to manage on their own and find their own ways to spend their time.
A kid’s parents had a car accident while he was in physical education class at school.
The director comes to tell him the news and decides to convey it to him in a more “subtle” way.
– Children, I decided that today I will inspect you and see how many of you can perform resistance exercises well.
Therefore, all children whose parents are alive should go to the bar and do 20 pull-ups.
Popescu, you are exempt from this exercise!