Thanksgiving jokes

Thanksgiving jokes
  1. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks!

 

2.What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth ROCK!

 

3. Why can’t you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language!

 

4. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

 

5. Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of FOWL play!

 

6. Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside.

 

7. Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

A: Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving. Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

 

8. A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Q: What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?

 

9. Q: Fangs-giving. Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

A: Because they use such fowl language.

 

10. What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?

Twerky.

 

11. Did you know the Pilgrims came over smoke-colored ships designed by a guy named Valentine?

Yep, they were gray V-boats.

 

12. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

 

13. What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A har-vest.

 

14. I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie.

But some people say that’s irrational.

 

15. Where do turkey’s go to dance?

The Butterball.