Thanksgiving jokes

What is the Thanksgiving day?

A great day to eat more with your family and friends.

 

For what we thanks on a thanksgiving?

For the harvest that God give to us

 

What do you harvest if you don’t plant anything the whole year?

What other plant

 

Why we have to thanks?

Because we want to be appreciated after that.

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Thanksgiving day for kids

Can you tell when is the Thanksgiving day?

28 november every year

 

You can make a joke to a friend to plant and have care of their field the whole year that tomorrow will be a tornado.

 

Write us more jokes about Thanksgiving day.

What kind of music did the pilgrims enjoy? Plymouth ROCK!

 

Why on thanksgiving day it’s not working? Because all workers tell jokes at dinner.

 

What did the mother of the turkey tell her non-obedient children? If your father could see you now, he would be in his lap!

Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it about the FOWL game!

 

Q: Which part of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: the outside.

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Funny thanksgiving day jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

A: Enough drums for Thanksgiving. Q: What did the mother of the turkey tell her non-obedient children?

A: If your father could see you now, he would return to his home!

 

Q: What do you call Thanksgiving Dracula?

A: Because I use such bird language.

 

What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?

Cactus, as her hair it is.

 

Best thanksgiving jokes

Did you know that pilgrims came across smoke-colored ships, designed by a guy named Valentine?

Yes, they were gray V-boats.

 

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a snail?

Enough drums for Thanksgiving.

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What should you wear for Thanksgiving dinner?

A vest of grace.

 

Thanksgiving jokes for adults

Where does the turkey go to dance?

Butterball.

 

I think my favorite Thanksgiving meal is pie.

But some people say it’s irrational.