How long it’s been since you’ve heard a good pun? I think a lot. Puns were created to amuse people with the intention of rhetorical effect.
That’s why, reading puns to your kids or your adult friends, helps them to get a new perspective about that word, subject or a phrase.
Do you want me to start with a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind. It’s too cheesy.
A battery to another: “I’m feeling positive today!”
Two cells are happy because they finally met. Now they are cellebrating.
All the bananas bought yesterday were taken to the doctor.
Why?
They weren’t peeled well.
A dinosaur was very smart.
He knew the meaning of every word you’d ask him.
He was named Thesaurus.
I started to plant something in my yard.
I found out it is an eggplant.
A cat always has the best opinion about her.
It’s ain’t easy to be perfect.
I looked everywhere for a camouflage coat, but I didn’t see it anywhere.
Someone told me when I decided to become a vegetarian:
“That’s a big mis-steak.”
Jumping in the elevator is so wrong on many levels.
When my husband decided to become a backwards poet he didn’t expect it to write inverse.
You always have to be kind and polite with dentist.
They have fillings too, you know.
