Coffee jokes



Q: Why is my all money?

A: On coffees at Starbucks!



Q: What is best Beatles song?

A: Latte Be!




Q: What do you call sad coffee?”

A: Despresso.




Q: Why do I not like hot drinks?

A: It’s just not my cup of tea.




Q: Why Coffee is better than a Woman?

A: Coffee goes down easier!


The coffee is the most important meal of my day


Me after I drink one cup of coffee: I am very beautiful and very fast


Me: I like coffe black like my soul


I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before thei 8-hour coffe bath.


Dad: Why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?


Me: *takes sip*


What is the best coffee?

The rich coffe



There is nothing like a hot cup of coffee in the morning before going to work, excepting a list of jokes about it. If you are a fan of coffee, or an addict of it, you will enjoy these jokes. If not, you can make yourself a huge cup of coffee while we enjoy these jokes.


‘Why are men more efficent than coffee?’

‘Because they are good, hot and keep you awake all night.’


How is called a sad coffee?



Why are italians so good at making coffee?

Because they know how to ‘espress’ thelselves.


Why is a divorce compared with an Espresso?

Because it’s expensive and bitter.


Why don’t snakes drink coffee?

Because their wives make it ‘viperactive’.


The wife brings a cup of coffee to her husband who was sitting at the computer very concentrated. After he tasted it he said ‘Don’t you know I drink coffee without sugar?’. The wife answered ‘ I do, but I wanted to hear your voice.’

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