Coffee jokes


The best ones are very rich, hot and  they can keep you up all night.



Q: Why is my all money?

A: On coffees at Starbucks!



Q: What is best Beatles song?

A: Latte Be!




Q: What do you call sad coffee?”

A: Despresso.




Q: Why do I not like hot drinks?

A: It’s just not my cup of tea.


Best coffee jokes

Q: Why Coffee is better than a Woman?

A: Coffee goes down easier!


The coffee is the most important meal of my day


Me after I drink one cup of coffee: I am very beautiful and very fast


Me: I like coffe black like my soul


I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before thei 8-hour coffe bath.


Dad: Why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?


Me: *takes sip*


What is the best coffee?

The rich coffe


Jokes about coffee

There is nothing like a hot cup of coffee in the morning before going to work, excepting a list of jokes about it. If you are a fan of coffee, or an addict of it, you will enjoy these jokes. If not, you can make yourself a huge cup of coffee while we enjoy these jokes.


‘Why are men more efficent than coffee?’

‘Because they are good, hot and keep you awake all night.’