Q: Why is my all money?
A: On coffees at Starbucks!
Q: What is best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be!
Q: What do you call sad coffee?”
Q: Why do I not like hot drinks?
A: It’s just not my cup of tea.
Q: Why Coffee is better than a Woman?
A: Coffee goes down easier!
The coffee is the most important meal of my day
Me after I drink one cup of coffee: I am very beautiful and very fast
Me: I like coffe black like my soul
I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before thei 8-hour coffe bath.
Dad: Why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
Me: *takes sip*
What is the best coffee?
The rich coffe
JOKES ABOUT COFFEE
There is nothing like a hot cup of coffee in the morning before going to work, excepting a list of jokes about it. If you are a fan of coffee, or an addict of it, you will enjoy these jokes. If not, you can make yourself a huge cup of coffee while we enjoy these jokes.
‘Why are men more efficent than coffee?’
‘Because they are good, hot and keep you awake all night.’
How is called a sad coffee?
Why are italians so good at making coffee?
Because they know how to ‘espress’ thelselves.
Why is a divorce compared with an Espresso?
Because it’s expensive and bitter.
Why don’t snakes drink coffee?
Because their wives make it ‘viperactive’.
The wife brings a cup of coffee to her husband who was sitting at the computer very concentrated. After he tasted it he said ‘Don’t you know I drink coffee without sugar?’. The wife answered ‘ I do, but I wanted to hear your voice.’