Coffee jokes

 

How is called a sad coffee?

Despresso.

 

Easy to tell coffee jokes

Why are italians so good at making coffee?

Because they know how to ‘espress’ thelselves.

 

Why is a divorce compared with an Espresso?

Because it’s expensive and bitter.

 

Why don’t snakes drink coffee?

Because their wives make it ‘viperactive’.

 

The wife brings a cup of coffee to her husband who was sitting at the computer very concentrated. After he tasted it he said ‘Don’t you know I drink coffee without sugar?’. The wife answered ‘ I do, but I wanted to hear your voice.’

At the border between Spain and France the officer asks:

‘Bourbon? Tobacco? Drugs?’

 

‘A cup of coffee, please!’ Answered the passager.

 

‘Did you bring me coffee or tea?

‘Can’t you tell?’

 

‘No’

 

‘Then what’s the difference?’

‘A cup of coffee, please!’ Answered the passager.

  • ‘Did you bring me coffee or tea?

‘Can’t you tell?’

‘No’

‘Then what’s the difference?’

  • ‘ Waiter, the coffee is cold.’

‘Thank you for telling me, sir. Cold coffee is more expensive.’

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