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Coffee jokes

At the border between Spain and France the officer asks:

‘Bourbon? Tobacco? Drugs?’

 

‘A cup of coffee, please!’ Answered the passager.

 

‘Did you bring me coffee or tea?

‘Can’t you tell?’

 

‘No’

 

‘Then what’s the difference?’

‘A cup of coffee, please!’ Answered the passager.

  • ‘Did you bring me coffee or tea?

‘Can’t you tell?’

‘No’

‘Then what’s the difference?’

  • ‘ Waiter, the coffee is cold.’

‘Thank you for telling me, sir. Cold coffee is more expensive.’

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