Corny pick up lines


  1. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  2. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  3. Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  4. Hi, my name’s Ying. Will you be my Yang?
  5. Excuse me, can you give me directions? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
  6. Is your father a fireman? Because you are just so hot!
  7. There must be a rainbow over my head because I’ve just found my pot of gold.
  8. You put the X in sexy! You put the L in love. 🙂
  9. Excuse me, I have a problem with my cell phone. Your number is not in it.
  10. Excuse me, I was wondering if you could cure me of my ridiculous obsession with love.
  11. You must be the reason for global warming—you are so hot!
  12. Hi, I’m husband material—don’t you think?
  13. What do you think of my shirt? It’s made from boyfriend material.
  14. I like your dress. It looks like it’s made from girlfriend material.
  15. If I promise to catch you, would you fall for me?

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If I’m a real devil, you are the angel who, with his touch, would quietly.


Corny pick up lines for her

If you have an automatic car, I can give you my gearbox to play with it.


You are so sexy that you can make it impotent to become powerful.


Are you a nature lover?

Yes. Why?

Because I always have a green log.

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You think if I put my hand on you, I will melt.

Not. Why?

Because you’re bad.

Corny pick up lines for him

Your body is perfect, but I would like to study it in more detail.


Do you want to have sex tonight, boy?

Yes, but you have to pay me, girl


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I don’t know where you are, but I know you will be going home with me tonight.


As beautiful and special as you are, I will not let you leave here alone.

I would like to know that I am not that tall normally, but now I have climbed the wallet.

My pants were broken. Can I move in your pants?


How about you go to my house and show me what a beautiful ceiling I have?

You have not been fined by the Environmental Protection until now? I ask because you are responsible for global warming.

I go down to the first station. Do you want to go down with me and go home?


I would invite you to a restaurant in the city, but I am shyer, and I am ashamed to speak in public because I do not feel at home. I propose to go home because it is much more intimate. What do you think?


Are you welcoming me under your umbrella?

My heart is like a drifting ship and trying to wreck the land of love from your heart.


Me, you, a bottle of champagne, a retired place and a hot evening? What do you think? You in?


I would like to know a book in which you will be the main character. You in?


I have two tickets to the opera. What clubs are you going to have fun with?


Are you that cute girl I always dreamed of?