Animal jokes are among the favorites of most.
And from our perspective, they are perfect, and you will never find someone who claims to know them all.
We have joked with cats, dogs, and bunnies, but also many cow jokes, which make you laugh out loud.
For a day full of laughter, we have for you a selection in which cute cattle are the main hero.
Hello bade! How many liters of milk do these two cows give you a day?
– Not even a liter!
– Then why do you keep them?
– Because they are oxen, and I harnessed them to the cart.
Funny cow jokes
Q: Why is it said that cows are smarter than blondes?
A: Because the cows don’t come back for any horn! Blondes
Two cows were talking over the fence between their farms.
They were grazing some more grass, they were saying a gossip… At one point, the first cow says:
– I’m telling you, this mad cow disease gives me a lot of cold shivers down my spine, and it spreads fast!
I heard that there are already about ten cows on the farms on the hill.
The second cow answers:
– I do not care in the slightest. The rates do not affect us!
Q: Why are US cows have longer necks?
A: To graze from the neighbor’s yard, not only theirs!
– What does a cow do when she is in the sun?
– Shadow or beach.
Puns about cows
A well-known parliamentarian also visits for the first time a farm that has been arranged to European standards and is very enthusiastic about those who see them.
Obviously, and very interested in finding out as much as possible puns about the cows he meets everywhere:
– But why don’t some cows have horns?
He asks.
– There are many explanations, and we think it would take too long to present them all.
If you want, we will make a report in this way and send it to you in New York, at the office.
As for the strict situation, there are no cows, only three horses…
Dad tells me some puns about cows.
Not now, I need to take some milk from them.
– Marie, look out the window. There’s a horse in our yard!
– It’s not a horse John. It’s a cow!
– On the window Marie, not in the mirror!
Oh, you better read puns about cows because it’s quiet!
Interrupting cow joke
In court, a man and a woman, very outraged, want to divorce.
In front of the court, they start insulting each other:
– Burn pun!
“Cow!”
Immediately, the judge intervenes, reconciling:
– Listen, if you’re still close relatives, why are you arguing?
Ion complains to the neighbor:
– I can’t sleep because of the parrot…
All night it mimics the roar of an interrupting cow.
What else can I do with him, I feel like I’m in despair
– Milk him every morning!
How do you interrupt a cow?
With a carrot
Cow dad jokes
Why is it not allowed to drive in the yard between 2 pm and 5 pm?
I do three parachuting cows.
Why are snails so big eyes?
They walked around the yard between 2 and 5 pm.
Dad, why do cows have corn?
To defend
My dad has 10 cows
Nine in the field and one in the house
– My dear, do you want me to read you some cow dad jokes?
– Do you feel like arguing with your mother and sister?
Brown chicken brown cow joke
Why is chicken brown?
Because the cow is brown
Why in ads is the cow purple?
It was just painted.
The original color is brown.
What is the favorite cartoon of kids and adults?
The cow and the chicken.
Moo puns
Why do cows make moo?
To be heard
A cow to another: Moo!
Moo you!
Small collage of the most successful cow jokes
Animal banks are a favorite of many of us.
Of these, among the most successful are those cow jokes, some that manage to laugh out loud every time.
You haven’t heard any before?
Then quickly read the ones below to fix this gap as soon as possible.
A cow also goes to the cinema. Beat the horn in the window:
– Hey, I want a ticket too!
The cashier screams at the top of her lungs:
– Oh my God, a talking cow!
– Yes, I know, but I promise I won’t say anything inside!
I won’t even make cow jokes!
Ion comes to George and asks him:
– How can your cow give 100 liters of milk a day, and mine only gives from her hooves?
Geo:
– Let me see what you do. You are very brutal. You speak badly. Know that, in fact, everything depends on kindness.
I approach her and ask her: what do you have for me today, milk or meat?
– Why are cows considered the easiest animals?
– Because she walks without a bra.
A girl is also discussing with her friends:
Listen, I’m tired of those who keep telling us to eat greens, and we’ll lose weight.
Look, for example, if eating green salad makes you lose weight, where do the cows go wrong in this whole thing?
Why do all cows have bells hanging around their necks?
Because their horns don’t always work, and they’re tired of always making cow jokes about it.
Why did the blonde take two brown cows?
Because he wanted to make a farm where he could only get chocolate milk.
– Love, am I really fat?
– No, my love! You are as supple as a gazelle… or whatever the hell you call that animal with an udder because I have a slip!
– Hello! The butcher shop?
– Yes!
– Do you have a pig’s head?
– Yes!
– And cow legs?
– Yes.
– Madam, how ugly you must be!
I’d rather read some cow jokes because I’m at an advantage!
One day a thief decides to go to confession.
The guy enters the confession and begins:
– Father, I have sinned!
– What’s wrong with you, my son?
– Well, I entered a herd of cows and stole a few, but I promise I’ll never do something like that again!
– It’s not nice, man, what you’re doing, but let me think if I give you a release!
– Come, father, quickly, before the herd passes by the church again!
Why are cows considered smarter than blondes?
Because the cows don’t come back quickly after any honking!
Bula confesses to a good friend:
– I would really like to get rid of poverty and have more land…
– And what to do with so much land?
– To raise more cows.
– And then what to do with them?
– To sell them and earn money!
– And what to do with the money you earn?
– To buy more land…
– For what?
– To raise some more cows…