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Pirates are loved by all, and movies and cartoons with them each time gather many views, and one of the best pirate jokes is the following.

 

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I heard it from a friend, and I want to tell you:

“Two pirates were aboard and were discussing a glass of rum.
One had a hook instead of a hand, a wooden foot, and a glass eye.
The other being more curious asks the other:

 

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Funny pirate jokes

– Tell her friend, where did you lose your leg?

– Well, one day, I fell once overboard, and until my boys pulled me out of the water, a big bad rap appeared and left me without afoot.

– Yes, with this hook in your hand?

– An enemy cut my hand with a sword in a battle.

– And how did you lose my dear friend?

 

– I was watching after a bird that flew over the ship, and it did an s..t on my face.

– And how did you lose your eye from a bird s…t?

– Eh… it was my first day with a hook

Pirates can be creepy, funny, fantastic, spectacular, and dumb because many jokes have appeared.

  1. Why do pirates make great lawyers?

Because they have very good arguments.

Why is it so hard for pirates to learn to read?

Because they spend months and months at C.

Q: What did the ocean say to the pirate?

A: Nothing, it just waved.

Pirate jokes for kids

Q: What’s the difference between pirates?

A: The face

Q: What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?

A: RA!

How do pirates communicate with each other?

With an Aye phone.

What were the pirate’s words when he blew out the candles on his 80th birthday cake?

Answer: Aye, matey!

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What is regularly given to the sea around 8 am if the digestion is right?

The Captain’s log.

 

Easy to remember pirate jokes

How do pirates know that they are pirates?

They think so. Therefore they are.

 

What is a pirate’s favorite movie?

Booty and the Beast. (But it is ar-rated.)

 
Why don’t the Chinese make perfect pirates?

Because they’re not very strong in the ‘Arh!’ department.

 

Q: Why is pirating so addictive?

A: They say once ye lose the yet first hand, ye get hooked!

Dirty pirate jokes

To err is human.

To ah is seriously pirate.

 
Why are pirates such eager readers of Playboy?

Because of the articles.

pirate puns

 

The puns are extremely exciting. If you have developed a sense of humor and like pirates, puns with pirates will be exactly what you are looking for.

Pirates are an extraordinary source of inspiration.

You’ll find plenty of jokes on the internet and pick up lines and puns with them.
Famous, full of personality, and extremely popular, pirates will always be loved by the general public.

 
We invite you to our site to discover pirate puns and amuse your friends.

 
A pirate ship anchors on an island, and the pirate asks locals:

– Are there sharks around here?

– Not even one, sir.

The pirates enter the water to relax and suddenly feel a presence near their feet.

– Sir, you said there are no sharks in the water.

– Well, no sharks are scared of crocodiles.

 
Funny pirate jokes

A pirate anchors with his crew and goes to eat at a local.

The pirate boss orders chicken soup. Take a mouth, and he says:

– You tell the waiter, what is the name of this water on my plate?

– Soup, sir!

– Look, wonder! I sailed for 30 years in the soup without knowing what to say.

 

The best pirate jokes

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For those who love to laugh, a few pirate jokes are a good opportunity.

But, if you don’t know any, no problem, we have pirate puns that will make you laugh with tears, which you can then tell others.

 

The Captain of a pirate ship instructs the crew members:
– Matelote, pay little attention to me, please!
Soon, we will land. I want to remind you of one thing.
If we land in an uncivilized country, it is contraindicated to drink water.
If we land in a civilized country, it is contraindicated to breathe the air.

 
An old pirate sits in the port of Marseille and drinks, no longer standing.
A passerby tries to talk to him:
– Do you know that more than 10,000 French people die yearly from drinking?!
– I do not care! Your job! I am Russian…

 
The wife of a former pirate captain tells her best friend that she managed to convince her man to keep his diet for as long as he was at home.
After a few weeks, the friend asks:
– How’s your husband going?
Did he manage to lose weight?
– Of course!
Do you know his tattoo, which he had on his chest, representing a ship with three blades?
Well, now it has become a boat ride on the Danube!

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The Pirate Captain yells, creepy:
-No one has an eye? Because I see that you can see a group of people on that strip of land in front of us!
– I see, Captain!
I have good eyes. There are four sailors and a crew chief digging.

– Bravo. But where do you know he’s a crew chief?
– He does not dig, Captain!

 

Good pirate jokes

A pirate goes to the Captain:
– Captain, we have a blind crew member on board.
What to do with it?
– Throw it immediately over the board!

After 10 minutes, the pirate returns:
– Captain! What to do with his dog?

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A ship captain receives news from his second that a pirate ship is approaching them.

The Captain tells a sailor to bring him a red shirt.
The Captain was asked:

– What do you need, the red shirt, sir?

“When you bleed, I want you not to see me and to discourage you”
said the Captain.

 
Going by sea, a ship gets surrounded by 50 pirate ships.

Before the fight began, the Captain shouted:

– Get me my brown pants right away!