Pirate jokes

pirate-jokes

Pirates are loved by all, and movies and cartoons with them each time gather a large number of views, and one of the best jokes with pirates is the following.

I heard it from a friend and I want to tell you:

“Two pirates were aboard and were discussing a glass of rum. One of them had a hook instead of a hand, a wooden foot and a glass eye. The other being more curious asks the other:

 

– Tell her friend, where did you lose your leg?

– Well one day I fell once overboard and until my boys pulled me out of the water, a big bad rap appeared and left me without a foot.

– Yes with this hook in your hand?

– An enemy cut my hand with a sword in a battle.

– And how did you lose my dear friend?

– I was watching after a bird that flew over the ship and it did a s..t on my face.

– And how did you lose your eye from a bird s…t?

– Eh … it was my first day with a hook …

Pirates can be creepy, funny, fantastic, spectacular, but also super dumb because a lot of jokes have appeared.

 

  1. Why do pirates make great lawyers?

Because they have very good arrrrguments.

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