Pirate jokes

Pirates are loved by all, and movies and cartoons with them each time gather a large number of views, and one of the best pirates jokes is the following.

I heard it from a friend and I want to tell you:

“Two pirates were aboard and were discussing a glass of rum. One of them had a hook instead of a hand, a wooden foot and a glass eye. The other being more curious asks the other:


– Tell her friend, where did you lose your leg?

– Well one day I fell once overboard and until my boys pulled me out of the water, a big bad rap appeared and left me without a foot.

– Yes with this hook in your hand?

– An enemy cut my hand with a sword in a battle.

– And how did you lose my dear friend?

– I was watching after a bird that flew over the ship and it did a s..t on my face.

– And how did you lose your eye from a bird s…t?

– Eh … it was my first day with a hook …

Pirates can be creepy, funny, fantastic, spectacular, but also super dumb because a lot of jokes have appeared.


  1. Why do pirates make great lawyers?

Because they have very good arrrrguments.


2. Why is it so hard for pirates to learn to read?

Because they spend months and months at C.


3. Q: What did the ocean say to the pirate?

A: Nothing, it just waved.


Pirate jokes for kids

4. Q: What’s the difference between pirates?

A: The face


5. Q: What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?