Pirates are loved by all, and movies and cartoons with them each time gather a large number of views, and one of the best jokes with pirates is the following.
I heard it from a friend and I want to tell you:
“Two pirates were aboard and were discussing a glass of rum. One of them had a hook instead of a hand, a wooden foot and a glass eye. The other being more curious asks the other:
– Tell her friend, where did you lose your leg?
– Well one day I fell once overboard and until my boys pulled me out of the water, a big bad rap appeared and left me without a foot.
– Yes with this hook in your hand?
– An enemy cut my hand with a sword in a battle.
– And how did you lose my dear friend?
– I was watching after a bird that flew over the ship and it did a s..t on my face.
– And how did you lose your eye from a bird s…t?
– Eh … it was my first day with a hook …
Pirates can be creepy, funny, fantastic, spectacular, but also super dumb because a lot of jokes have appeared.
- Why do pirates make great lawyers?
Because they have very good arrrrguments.