Did you know that there are Puerto Rican jokes?
Certain people seem more likely to make a little fun of them.
This is true for Jews, Scots, Italians, and even Eskimos. But let’s be honest, how many Puerto Rican jokes have you heard so far?
If the answer is no, then the selection below will correct this gap.
Q: How do you start when you are going to tell some Puerto Rican jokes?
A: Looking over your shoulder.
Q: What is the difference between a smart Puerto Rican, Santa Claus and a unicorn?
A: Nothing. All three are fictional characters.
Funny Puerto Rican jokes
Q: Have you heard of the winner of the Puerto Rican beauty pageant?
A: If not, no problem. The rest of the world doesn’t know anything about it either.
Q: Why wasn’t Jesus born in Puerto Rico?
A: Because there he could not find 3 wise Puerto Rican magicians.
Q: Why don’t more Puerto Rican children play hide and seek?
A: Because, unfortunately, no one will ever look for them!
A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, an American, a Korean, an Austrian, an Thai, an Indian, an Estonian, a Filipino, a British, an Egyptian, an Icelandic, a Jamaican, a South African, an Eskimo, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese and a Spaniard enter an elegant restaurant.
At the entrance, the waiter stops them and tells them I’m sorry, you can’t enter here without bringing at least two Puerto Ricans.
Q: How do you know if anyone is from Puerto Rico?
A: Don’t worry, it will tell you every time this information meets you…
Q: A black man and two Puerto Ricans are in the back seat of a car.
Who drives?
A: None! They are all researchers who collect data on the car’s performance without a Google driver.
So you’re definitely a racist, and you laugh out loud at black or Puerto Rican jokes.
Puerto Rican Humor
An American tourist walks through a village in Puerto Rico and also admires the landscape with a little humor.
At one point, he came across a villager sitting in the shade of a tree, perched with a bottle next to him.
Eager for a little conversation, the American also starts a discussion:
– You know, you have a very beautiful country!
– Yeah, you could say that the Puerto Rican answers while taking another glass shower next to him.
– And the earth, fat, fertile, as you can’t find anywhere else.
– Do you think so ?! Don’t you see that nothing grows here?
– I said that because I know how to land, I’m a farmer in Texas, and I would have sworn that if you looked like something…
– Aaa, if you look like it, maybe it would grow…
More Puerto Rican jokes
News from Spain:
Yesterday in Toledo, a drunk Puerto Rican tourist fell in the arena during a bullfight.
Under these conditions, the bullfighter was forced to fight two oxen simultaneously.
The big difference between Americans and Puerto Ricans is that the latter would like to understand the Americans, but they can’t.
In time the Americans understand the Puerto Ricans, but they would prefer not to do it.