Sports jokes

Sport jokes

Interview with a coach after a 10-0 defeat:

Reporter: How do you comment on this devastating defeat?

Coach: What a devastating defeat? Our team did not lose the position in the standings after this match, so it is good.

Reporter: Well, you couldn’t lose the position in the standings because you are in the last place. What do you think supporters will have?

Coach: I don’t know what supporter you’re talking about because I didn’t see anyone in the stands.

 

Reporter: Your team is in relegation and has no support. How do you think you will get back?

 

Coach: I came back from last night, but the guys don’t seem to. All the defenders told me they had drinks, and the rest of the team think it was still a bit high from you know what: D

 

Reporter: How is that possible ?! Do you fight team and supporters?

Coach: The only thing I would have beaten this season would have been the drink we get from the sponsor if I hadn’t drunk. Now that I have cleared everything, I was expecting a bottle of beverage in the fridge.

 

Going for a walk on a sport field it’s the best thing I done for my fitness

 

Just burned ,000 calories. That’s the last time when I don’t eat

 

What’s the difference between rugby and politics? In rugby you’re out if you’re caught stealing.

 

Did you hear they don’t doing the “The Wave” at all sports events? Too many people don’t want to stay on their chairs.

 

What’s a favorite sport? Read Facebook News.

 

Why was Michaela banned from sports? Because she know to play

 

Why do football players do so well in bed? Because they know numbers

 

If procrastionation was an Olympic sport, It was a great competition

 

Refusing to go to the sport counts as a new training, right?

 

Why Super Bools is more popular that final? Because they run great ads

 

Why was the baseball player a bad sport? Because it not funny

 

Why can’t you play a sport game in the forest? Because there are many animals.

 

My sport opponent was not happy with goals. He kept returning it.

 

Where did the sportiv keep their balls? In their pants.

 

Tennis would be more intersting if womens don’t wear skirts

 

I am a profesional sportive at watching womens on street

 

The best sport in the world is to stay in your home and watching TV

 

Why did the football players cross the street? There are players from the bench..

 

I wear two pairs of pants when I jogging. My friends ask me why I do and I respond that I need two paints because I need to change after a run.

 

Do you thnik that triathlon it’s easy? Just try this sport and you will start to cry.

 

Dad, Dad, what’s going on with a footballer who doesn’t look good anymore?

My dear child, when the footballer does not see well, he becomes a referee.

 

Cristiano Ronaldo: God sent me to earth to learn the world of football and show them what I can do!

Messi: I didn’t send anyone for that.

 

 

During an event, a boxer entered the ring a bit dizzy and after only a few seconds immediately received a shot that sent him to the floor immediately, after which he tried to get up, but the coach shouted at him:

– Stay down until 8, the coach said.

The warrior whispering asks:

-And now what time is it?

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