Animals in-jokes are representations of different types of people. Animal jokes are different from what people have in their hearts because the human brain indirectly links the animal and its characteristics.
If you have not read too many animal jokes, it’s time to discover their beauty:
A goat to a cat:
– You cats, why do you hide when you have love?
– For people not to use our style. Yours already copied it.
A guy sells the dog. The buyer asks:
– Healthy?
– Healthy!
– Smart?
– Smart!
– Faithful to the master?
– Most faithfully – for the fifth time, I sell it.
Two ostriches at a discussion.
– Do you know why we put our heads in the sand?
– I do not know why you do it, but I’m looking for oil!
Comment below if you have fun with these jokes!
How an animal can speak?
Through the mouth
Why a lion eat only meat?
Because he want to be in shape all the time
What is the favorite protein of a lion?
Whey meat
Why the king of jungle is lion and not monkey?
Because lion can be more dangerous than a monkey
Why kids like to play with animals?
Because animals are funny
Why penguins live only in cold places?
Because they are cool!
Where you can find all the animals?
In a safari or in a Zoo
Why best friend of a man is a dog?
Because is always close to you
Why a cat need your attention?
Because is a beauty
How to find a duck on a lake?
You can throw a stone and you will see all the animals will fly
Why most animals are find in the jungle or forest?
Because in city we take their places
How to play with a bear?
Play by stay dead on the ground
