You have no ball to shoot at the gate.
If life gives you lemon, you should make a lemonade or better buy a beer.
With or without the belly, they are just as sexy.
I have 150 kg, but I know for sure that my mother was born a god.
Life is about happiness, and if you do not find it, with the full account you will get what you want.
Life is like a race where if you are a rabbit, you do not cross the finish line.
We are so fragile that a single word can cause us to be destroyed.
Nowadays, the phone is smarter than many of us.
Funny inspirational quotes
I thought I was undecided, but now I’m not too sure.Doing nothing in this life is hard, you never know when you’re done.
If two mistakes aren’t right, try three.
I’m not lazy, I’m in energy saving mode.
Life is short, smile while you have teeth.
A balanced diet means one cup in each hand.
I think maybe you should eat some makeup every day so you can be nice on the inside.
I’m not shy, I keep my cool, so I don’t intimidate you.
Your life cannot be broken up if you have never had it together!
Funny birthday quotes
Why it’s your birthday one day?
Because you are unique
All people say that nothing is impossible in this life, but I do nothing every day.