Funny quotes


You have no ball to shoot at the gate.


If life gives you lemon, you should make a lemonade or better buy a beer.


With or without the belly, they are just as sexy.


I have 150 kg, but I know for sure that my mother was born a god.


Life is about happiness, and if you do not find it, with the full account you will get what you want.


Life is like a race where if you are a rabbit, you do not cross the finish line.


We are so fragile that a single word can cause us to be destroyed.


Nowadays, the phone is smarter than many of us.


I thought I was undecided, but now I’m not too sure.Doing nothing in this life is hard, you never know when you’re done.

If two mistakes aren’t right, try three.

I’m not lazy, I’m in energy saving mode.

Life is short, smile while you have teeth.

A balanced diet means one cup in each hand.

I think maybe you should eat some makeup every day so you can be nice on the inside.

I’m not shy, I keep my cool, so I don’t intimidate you.

Your life cannot be broken up if you have never had it together!

All people say that nothing is impossible in this life, but I do nothing every day.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need to.

If you think no one cares if you live, try losing a few payments.