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Do you want go out to a dinner tonight?
No, I cooked today some spicy chicken curry
Ohhh, you want to make experiments on my? No, let’s go out to an indian restaurant
How is it there?
Funny good jokes
How do you say “Good morning” in german language: “Guten morgen.”
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A lady goes to shopping:
Give me a short red dress, slim fit.
The shopper says:
– OK, do you want to measure XXL?
Hey! Hey! I left my bag with money!
And the budding driver keeps his road.
– OK, let me tell you a good joke: Yesterday night I was at your wife…
– Ha, ha, ha, really good joke.
– God created Adam, and from his coast, he made Eve.
– Parent, a student, interrupted him, my father says we are shooting monkeys.
– Listen, my dear, your family’s case doesn’t interest me. I’m talking about people in general.
– Can you give me a request for a measles test?
– Of that? Ask a pharmacist.
– Negative if you can, says the blonde.
Good jokes to tell in your marriage
– Why do you want to break away from your wife?
– Judge, my wife, snores, very badly.
– OK, OK, but this is not a reason for divorce.
– Yes, but snoring every night in another bed, and this is not normal.
Good jokes to tell to your friends
– Do not be angry. Please let me go in front of me that I have someone in bed.
People being polite, I allow them to reach the counter to get what they need.
– I would like 3 condoms too.
Good morning jokes
Do you want to make love in the morning?
Yes! But throw the garbage first!