Read top 15 puns

July 11, 2019
Read top 15 puns

You are a lover of foods, and you like to discover new foods, then you should know the most popular food puns.


  1. How long does it take to brew Chinese tea?

Oolong time.


  1. Did you hear the story about the angry waffle irons?

He just flipped.


  1. What do you call a sad raspberry?

A blueberry.


  1. Why can’t you trust tacos?

Because they tend to spill the beans.


  1. How did the cheddar profess his love?

“I don’t want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together.”


  1. Why does yogurt love going to the museum?

Because it’s cultured.


  1. What do you call a mac ‘n’ cheese that gets all up in your face?

To close for comfort food.


  1. What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?

A jam session.


  1. What did the waiter say when he dropped a hotdog?

It could always be wurst.


  1. Why can’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up.



  1. What happens when you step on a grape?

It lets out a little wine.


  1. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese.


  1. What do you say to a sad salad?

Don’t kale my vibe.


  1. What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed by the pope?

Holy Guacamole.


  1. What type of vegetable looks after the elderly?

The Carrot-aker.