Asian jokes

God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.


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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.

The asian walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and jumps off the roof.

Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, “This is for all my people” and then he jumps off the roof.

Next is the black guy’s turn.

The black guy walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and then throws the white guy off the roof.


If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice.

Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.


Hardest job in the world: police sketch artist in China.



Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?

A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.



How do they name Chinese baby’s?

They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.



My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.

I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering “Chun Yu Yan” over and over – and then died.

I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.

Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube.”