Asian jokes

From where is an Asian?

From Mars


Is there an asian joke that will make you laugh right now. Why Asians are so nice to you? Because they want your money.


Do you know that japans are asian to?


Why asian have a big culture of spirituality in their countries? Because they believe in a superior force that manage the earth, water, wind and fire.


Why asian are smaller? Because they are ETs.


Write us more jokes about asian peoples.


A beautiful blonde comes to a men’s brothel and says:

  • Hello! I want a man too, but it must be true that so far no one has resisted me.

“Go to the first floor,” said the receptionist. There you will find an American who will surely satisfy you.


The blonde goes to the first floor, and after 5 numbers, the American can no longer. He goes again to the reception:

– I want another man. That didn’t satisfy me.

– Go to the 2nd floor. There you will find a Russian. He is the second most resistant.


The blonde goes to the second floor and after 7 numbers with the Russian, he can no longer. The angry blonde goes to the reception.

– Sir, but don’t you really have someone who is resistant?

– The last solution is to go to the third floor to our Chinese.

– Okay, either! I also try with him.

Day and done. They get on the job and after 5 numbers get off it.


Blonde: – Ready, you tired already ?! I’m going to sue the brothel.

Chinese: – Don’t be impatient that I will recover immediately. He takes the Chinese and makes 4 abdomens, pulls 2 times the beasts, makes 6 floats, rolls once under the bed and goes out afterwards. After that I give 5 more numbers to the blonde. He gets tired and starts exercising again and then he starts again.

After 50 numbers, the blonde is tired. Excited and amused by what the Chinese were doing, she also tries. She gets out of bed, does 4 abdomens, 2 sets of floats and when she rolls under the bed the surprise:

Q: What do you think he found?

A: 200 Chinese.


It’s time to tell you a very important thing, I told my son for 15 years.

– What’s up, Dad? ingana el.

“Actually, you were adopted,” I whispered.

– But it’s impossible! exclaimed he. We sang too well with each other …

– Well … I answered her, that’s because we’re Chinese, damn it!



– Why did you give the Chinese name to the Chinese?

– She is my fifth child and my wife read somewhere that out of five children in the world one is Chinese.



It has come to the conclusion that the expression:

All the chinese are the same!



– Why can not census be done in China?

– Because once you’ve registered one, two more are born.


Comes a guy with a child to a doctor:

– Doctor, my baby has a year, but so far he has not yet opened his eyes.

– I think you should have opened your eyes. The child is Chinese.



God created us all different, but when he got to the Chinese, he was bored!



  1. How did the Chinese break the Pentagon site?
  2. Everyone tried a password.



Two friends, an Englishman and a Chinese, walked together through London.

– Look at all these flags! I fill my soul with patriotic pride!

– But, Chan, you are Chinese, and these are British flags!

– Yes? Look at the labels.



-How do the Chinese say to the dog?


Q: Why do all Asians have elongated eyes and very small eyes?

A: Because he eats a lot of rice and as it is known, rice is constipated.


A completely naked woman boarded a taxi, the driver of which was Chinese. He looked at her several times from top to bottom.

Concerned woman asks:

– Have you never seen a naked woman before?

– Yes, I’ve seen it before, but I don’t look at you because you’re naked and because I’m worried I don’t see where you could have the money to pay me.

Moral: You have to be like the Chinese. Focus on business and not distractions.



In a camp, an Englishman and a Chinese are taken to the gas station. He gassed them once, twice, three times and still no one dies.

It is reported to Hitler that he is coming to see what is happening.

Hitler asks both of them:

– How is it possible for you to cope with the gas ?!

– As opposed to pollution in London, this gas is clean air, says English.

– In China, if the emperor asks us to hold our breath for 10 hours, we hold it …


Japanese researchers have created a high-performance camera, where the exposure time is so low that even a woman with a closed mouth can surprise.

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