Bad pick up lines


Really bad pick up lines

Will you give me some coins? I promised my mother that I call her when I fall in love.


Do you have a map at you? I think I was lost in your eyes.


I think your dad is a terrorist because you are a bomb.


Tell me now if you want to be with me so I will not waste 500 thousand drinks.


God, I’m glad I’m not blind!


Are you as cool as all the boys say?


Are you a surgeon? That you got my heart out


Are you sure we have not met in previous lives?

If you were a napkin, I wouldn’t wipe your nose with you because you were too beautiful.

If God sent an angel to earth, then why didn’t you come to me ?!

You are so beautiful that when you smile all the ugly faint of envy.

I don’t have much to offer but I hope my heart might interest you.

I’m a shy guy, but for you I got my heart in my teeth to come and I can tell you I like you!

I live a life so good that I can compare it with a cake, but the cherry on the cake is missing and I would like to know if you want to be my cherry?


Hi! I am married, I have 2 children, a cool wife, I earn over $ 10,000 a month and I drive an expensive car!

Hi! Who are you and why do you think I’m interested in things in your life ?!

We do not know each other in I just wanted to praise myself, and if you are interested in the post of mistress please submit a CV.