Ginger jokes

A redhead.


What do you call a beautiful looking man with a redhead?

A hostage.


How do you can start an argument with a redhead?

Say something.



What do you call a redhead with a good attitude?



Why do redheads take the pill?

Wishful thinking.



What’s the difference between gingers and bricks?

A brick gets laid.



What’s the advantage of blondes over redheads?

You can safely ignore a blonde.



What do you call a redheaded ninja?

A ninja.



Why are the Harry Potter films unrealistic?

The ginger kid has two friends.




What’s red and white and peels?

A ginger trying to tan..




What’s a redhead’s favorite drink?

Ginger Ale.





How do redheads reach orgasm?

On their own.



Why did God invent color blindness?

So someone would love redheads.



How is a redhead like a tennis racquet?

They’re both highly-strung.



What’s the best thing about being ginger?

At least you know you weren’t adopted.




My wife told me to prepare our son for his first day of school.

He’s a ginger so I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money.



What do redheads and razor-wire have in common?

Handle both with care.


My girlfriend is pregnant, and yesterday we went to the first ultrasound together.


“At this stage everything looks absolutely fine,” said the obstetrician.


As I looked at the fuzzy black and white image, I was elated and relieved, but also confused at the same time.

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