Hilarious pick up lines

Top hilarious pick up lines

  1. Have you lost somehow? Not by the other, but Heaven is not around!
  2. Hey, where are you going? You forgot something: me!
  3. Please sit down, otherwise I can not get stuck!
  4. Hello, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore the planet Venus.
  5. Are you sitting on something wet or are you just glad you see me?
  6. I’m an undercover policeman, kiss me that else you’re kicking me!
  7. Can you borrow $ 70 till tomorrow? Not? But at least 69?
  8. In vain you try to ignore me, I know you want me!
  9. Do I know you from somewhere? Forgive me but I can not figure out your clothes on you!
  10. I found this lancer here last night, is it yours? And if it’s not, I’d like to give it to you anyway.
  11. Be different, be unique, say yes!
  12. You look like an experienced guy and I admit that this is a little intimidating, so I leave you my phone number.
  13. You know, I have a problem. For years, I’ve been trying to figure out if I’m allergic to sex or not. Do you want to help me?
  14. Do you see the guy there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute. So, what do you say?
  15. Come on, cute feet! What time does it open?


Best hilarious pick up lines

I know it’s cold outside, but your breasts look at me.

If I were a masseur and you would ask for my services, I would be arrested for rape.


It’s so delicate that I feel the silk paler in comparison to you.


You’re so smart that my dog looks smart.


You’re so sensual that the morgan girl would be out of a job if you applied for her job.


You have to read this hilarious short jokes.


I don’t know if you sent me signals, but my heart was connected to yours.


Do you want to exchange gum?


Hilarious pick up lines dirty

Why are you so hilarious?

Because I like it!


I don’t know what your name is, but it could certainly be “the mother of my children”.


You seem very familiar to me. I think you look like the mother of my future children.


Pick up lines hilarious for him


Hello, do you want to be my boyfriend?


Hello, do you want to make love this night?

No, sorry, I am busy.


Hilarious pick up lines for her


My dear, do you want to make you a romantic dinner and after that to make love?

No, just make dinner.