Smooth pick up lines

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You know, actually, I’m not that tall. I got on my wallet.

And how was heaven when you left him?

Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.

Hear, did I see you on the cover of Vogue?

You have more curves than a racing car ..

Hello, I have a condom and unfortunately expire in two hours. How about, would we take advantage of it?

I would not want to be Blunt, but You’re Beautiful.

How is it to be the most beautiful girl in this building?

 

Really smooth pick up lines

 

Did it hurt you when you fell from heaven and come to me?

Do you believe in sex at your first date?

Hey, sweetheart, let’s make more kids than we can.

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 AM?

James I am now!

I only have three months to live, so you’re honoring me with your company?

If you were a book I would like to read you every evening and enjoy every page of you.

If you were a criminal I would arrest you and lock you up in my house for the rest of your life and I would force you to love me until deep in old age.

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