Joke of the day

– No, thanks. If I have money, I give her the drink.

“Then we have a place where you do not have much work, but it’s badly paid.

– No, because if I have time, I get some money and give her the drink. Do not you have something to work on all day and be unpaid?

– I’m sorry, but you do not have any higher education.

 

Clean joke of the day

Last night I was at a meeting with a beautiful woman at a restaurant. Clean my table right now!

I told her that women should not be left to do all the chores in the household: cleaning, washing, ironing, cooking, and all that.

 

– I think the roles should be reversed, I say, men should do all the things women do, and women do all the things that men do.

“I’m perfectly in agreement,” she says, smiling.

“Wonderful, I answer them, stretching their payment note.

 

 

What would you call two banana skins?

A: A pair of slippers

Q: What’s the most musical part of the chicken?

A: The drumstick.

 

Q: What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A: A cat-tastrophe.

 

Knock knock joke of the day

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who’s there?

Person 1: Imma.

Person 2: Imma who?

Person 1: Imma gettin’ tired of waiting — let me in!

 

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who’s there?

Person 1: Roach.

Person 2: Roach who?

Person 1: Roach you a letter. Didn’t you get it?

 

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who’s there?

Person 1: Dishes.

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